GC Journal I
1) Aussie men like to walk about in short, short shorts and their boots. Steve Irwin look-alikes everywhere
2) Skinny Aussie men like to hold onto lard… the ’twice their size’
girlfriends.
3) Everyone and Anyone on the streets are so polite and friendly. Clearly, they need no courtesy campaign like Singaporeans and Malaysians.
4) Services Services Services…. The bus drivers, bank tellers, school administrators, shopkeepers… Gosh… They attend to enquiries with full attention on ya… (not pressurized by the long long queue behind)
5) Which also explain… the perception of Slow and Lazy Australians.. (Well, they just like to take things slow and steady.. Hmmm, I wonder about their sex motto...)
6) The night market over at Surfer Paradise isn’t homogeneous… Thanks god..
7) The food portions served in food outlets and restaurants can feed Two Me.
8) Discounted supermarket sell fashionable clothes too.. Will it be a deadly fashion mistake to shop there..? Oh Heck... Who cares??
9) There is a weird stench wafting to my nose, from my housemate’s room. I just pray hard that it is not from any dead bodies…
To be cond’t….
P.s: Pssst... GC stand for Gold Coast.. Dumbsters...
5 comments:
no doubt auzziez r friendly but can dey remember yor name correctly? haha~
Oh my goodness. I miss Target, Big W & even Crazy Clarks! Give them a big hug for me, will ya? ;)
Riteeee.....Good point, Vinz! No! They can't ! (-10 points)
Erm.... Ally... I only met Mr Target... not the rest.. (remember i only there for a week?)
(And remember I dnt HAVE a PROPER guidebook to bring me up and down..)
(Did i hear a personalised guidebook on my way...?!)
Aww.. just Target? But it's awesome too, right?? ;) Sometimes we like to glam it up by French-pronouncing it as "Tar-Jay". Hee. Anyway, yes your personalised guidebook will be sent out this week! Will let you know when I do so. :D
I don't tik tat that will work on us.. We will just sound like some cheena with limited english....
Let's do it with the SINGAPORE STYLE.. Wohoooo!
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