Mating Season

VIOLATED... OUTRAGED......
I felt so disgusted. I can't believe this is happening.... in the broad daylight..
I was tricked.......... into touching Vodka's ......*ahem*!
It's the mating season for my precious Dog, Vodka... and she had been whining for the past 3 days to get someone or ANYONE to touch her *ahem*...
HORNY and DESPERATE this morning, she resorted to park her black butt, few inches from my face, while I was sleeping.. and woke me up with her frantic whimpers.
Woke up, dazed... with half-open eyes.
Thought I saw a face.. looking intensely at me.. Reached out and touched the 'face'...
It was wet and slimy..
Eyes wide open
It's leaking... and trembling..
Shit.. Vodka, out of eagerness for touch, tried to sit on my face....
That horrible, musky smell seems to linger around me for the whole day....
I hate her

I can soomba... that she is the first dog that understands what "Pi Gu" (buttock) means.. and she will get very excited once she hears it.. will come after you with those pleading eyes....

Can't really blame her huh? After all, she's a virgin with animal instincts. However because of her, I often get harassed by male dogs.. (cos of her "sexy" scent ba)
Take for instance, at Ms Michelle Santiago's house.. for record, her little white dog have climbed up my leg and happily jerking away twice. And I was thinking... Hmm.. nice friendly doggy..wa.. really like to play with me ah...
When I realised that something was not right... Mich's mom who saw what's happening, quickly yanked the dog away. I was stunned... speechless..
Oh...Or that time at Mr George Ong's Housewarming Party. His huge black dog literally jump onto me for 4 times. For first time in my life, I was terrified of a dog, a superbly high sex drive beast.. to be exact...
Good grief...