Welcome to Moonlight Bunny Ranch

Music of rhythmic heartbeats and sexy sirens of a saxophone in the background…
A womanly figure loomed seductively out of the darkness and towards the light beam cast by the lonely lamp post. She stretched out for the pole, began to gyrate against it, purring as she went on performing an almost orgasmic dance routine.
Then she stopped. And looked straight into the camera, gave a devilish smile….
“Meooow… I’m lonely here. Just like you are…. I’ll make your fantasies come true. Your best night ever… Meoowww….” She moaned.

Lights dimmed.

“ Kitty Fantasy Land” flashed in neon pink against the darkness.
“Head down to your nearest neighborhood Kitty Fantasy Land outlet for a mind-blowing experience today. We’re now open 24/7. 1st 100 customers of the day will get an exclusive hand job, on the house. So, what are you waiting for? Come visit us. Soon….” A silky voiceover boomed.

TV Advertisement ends.

This is the best estimation I can have, that you will get- when prostitution gets legalized. Just like what Dennis Hof, owner of the World Famous Bunny Ranch promotes non-bashfully.

The World Famous Bunny Ranch is a legalized brothel in America, Nevada- in the middle of the uncaring desert, manifesting like a mirage for those sex-thirst men, only to be a real solution to all their sexual dreams.
Can’t decide what kinda services you want from the girls? Don’t fret! Bunny Ranch’s extensive menu will assist you in making the right decision for a purrfect night.
Need to fulfill a dangerous fetish like heels stomping on your balls? The Ranch has it!
Need to de-virginse your sons with wonderful experience? The Ranch girls promise a ball-rolling time!
And the amazing part is that- all the women who work there (sex workers) are there because they LOVE sex and enjoyed being paid for doing what they love. They live together like a big family of sisters, shared giggles over men, exchanging sex tips and travel during their off days.

Clients can pick their desired choice from the buffet line of women and sex workers can accept or reject clients according to their own whims. For the sex workers’ protection, clients are to be screened for sex diseases before- only allowed to proceed after they proven to be negative.

I suppose that’s what we meant by having a perfect job. *Grasps*
Interested to work there? Just fill in the online form, send in your best/sexist/nude photograph at http://www.bunnyranch.net/main.php and the Ranch will contact you for interview shortly.

After reading Flesh and Thorns, Lynn commented that I should be writing about Sex Tourism for our final year thesis. Yeah. Maybe I should. Philosophizing about Gay tourism didn’t get me much points.. *Arrggh..
Lynn’s brother asked if I have been driven to prostitution before- why the heck I am so bitter about the whole thing?

Well, I am writing that entry with such gusto- not out of revulsion for the ancient barter trade. But rather, in deep sympathy for unwilling sex workers.

Maybe Dennis Hof is right. By legalizing prostitution, women will be better protected.

But Mr Hof, any idea how are we going to cope with the new set of problems - the morality issues. Like young girls turning casually to sex trade for fast cash to fulfill materialistic needs. Like a new world that is heavily laced with suspiciousness and sleaziness. Just like in “Dogville”

In the movie <Dogville>, Nicole Kidman was held captive in a small village to be a sex slave for the men folks. Women in the village treated her with malice and venom. Guys paid her no respect. The once peaceful village became a nightmarish, hostile place to be alive in.

But then again, there could never be a definite right or wrong on anything. How many times are we challenged in the steadfast rules and acquired knowledge? Even though we affirm that they are so positively righteous and reasonable, there’s bound to be some happenings along the way that shake the foundation of beliefs and perceptions.

Will legalized prostitution be a positive impact? For the society? In the name of morals? Or simply for men’s easy access to sex?